A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a drink.
He starts eating the beer nuts and sipping his drink when he hears a voice say,"Wow! You look GREAT tonight!"
There's nobody nearby, so the man shakes it off and keeps drinking.
Suddenly, he hears something again!"That's an awesome shirt! You are amazing!"
He looks around and he's the only guy at the bar. He mentions that he thinks he's hearing things and the bartender says, "Lemme guess, somebody's saying really nice things about you, right?"
The man jumps up and cries out "Yes! How did you know that?"
The bartender just chuckles and replies, "It's the nuts... they're complimentary!"